Reader's Discretion Advised

K no what is this bullshit I read on for Nico and Adam not this (St)Anton bullshit wat who wants to read about this most of this is about this silly (St)Anton slash pair who gives a crap what is this

And then...
...wtf what the hell is going on what is this what what what where am I why are they doing that why is there so much random sex who are these people why are they doing that what.

Says a lot about a thing when I don't even bother be semi-coherent, doesn't it. And yet, against my apparent better judgment, I actually went on and skimmed the third book, too.