I'm very bothered that Matthew spelled "klepto" as "clepto."And another thing:The genie dude's got a Southern drawl, doesn't he?Extending his vowels?Except "x" isn't a vowel (e.g. "Alexxx"). Therefore, his argument is invalid.Also, when he says "thick," does he mean diameter or circumference? Cuz if he's 6 inches long and 5 inches thick...he's getting close to chode territory there, isn't he?All in all, it's not bad for pwp. I think I rather enjoyed reading it.