He can feel his pupils.There's so much beautiful farce going on this book. But hey. The author commits to it and that ultimately makes it all "so wrong it's right."I still don't quite get if Costello is another actual penis, an overly large prostate, or some kind of other mysterious structure the author somehow managed to slap onto the human base.For more on that, see K's review.But actually, I thought chupacabra was a nickname Jeff gave to Brad, not the other way around...This book is stupid. It's so stupid it somehow magically works. Plus, it's got a snake shifter as the MC, so props there. I dunno. I kind of liked it.