Because dragon.Although the blurb has some rather unfortunate commas that make me a little leery of this book..Post-read ETA:Ehh....No me gusta nada.Sorry. This just didn't cut it for me.The grammar's a bit...less than desirable. The story's really not that interesting. There are some concepts that might have been, but weren't worked right or something.This is the consummate purple cheese.Doesn't help that I still really want the dragon to bottom...